Fruits Label

I just found out about an organic vegan fruit a month ago from an email, go figure. That just goes to say that we must all remain as students and continue to learn and learn — never stop studying and gaining new information.
Okay, so what did I learn?
I learned that sticker labels on the fruits actually tell you how the fruits have been grown — whether they were organically grown or conventionally grown with pesticides and herbicides; oh, and let's not forget about the genetically engineered fruits.

Conventional Fruit Labels
Four digits and does not start with 9
** mostly starting with the digit 4

if you come across an apple in the store and it's labels4922, it's an conventional apple grown with herbicides and harmful fertilizers.

Organic Fruit Labels
Five digits and starts with number 9

If it has a sticker 99222, it's organic and safe to eat.

Genetically Modified Fruits
Start with the digit 8
If it says 89222, then RUN!!!! It has been genetically modified (GMO).

Earth Hour 60

When Grandma Goes To Court

Another joke of the day! :)

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer........

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmaotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responeded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."

the lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to continue, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"

She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entired state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."

the defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,

"If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair."

"Malaysian" Boleh!