Last week end thought of going to SS2 PJ for dinner, found a restaurant named One Noodle, the outlet make me remember of Dragon-I that i eat before, hahhahaa.. theny selling Xiao Loong Bau also, then dicided to drop in for a good taste, compare the Xiao Long Bau that i had taste before....
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Monday, June 25, 2007
Saturday, June 23, 2007
A New Sign in the Bank Lobby
"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM
machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles."
Customers using this new facility are requested to use the
procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.
After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been
developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender."
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MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
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FEMALE PROCEDURE:
Unfortunately, most of this part is the Truth.!!!!
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles."
Customers using this new facility are requested to use the
procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.
After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been
developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender."
*******************************
MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
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FEMALE PROCEDURE:
Unfortunately, most of this part is the Truth.!!!!
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set hand brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on mobile phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on mobile phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Hand Brake.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on mobile phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on mobile phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Hand Brake.
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
TAI EE LONG COMPANY un-LICENSED MONEYLENDER
TAI EE LONG COMPANY UN-LICENSED MONEYLENDER
In order for us to expedite your loan application, tell us a bit more about yourself:
Why are you applying for a loan?
1)English Premier League
1)English Premier League
2)Private hospital bills
3)SMS contest
When was your last visit to a highlands resort?
1)less than an hour ago
2)less than 24 hours ago
3)less than a week ago
Why did you come to us?
1)Credit card reached limit
2)Cannot re-finance car
3)Nothing left to pawn
How do you intend to settle the loan?
1)Blank post-dated cheques
2)Surrendering ATM card and password
3)No idea yet
Which part of your body do you think requires remodeling?
1)The face
2)The torso
3)The limbs
How did you settle your previous loan?
1)Visited Michael Chong
2)Made a police report
3)Attempted suicide
Should collateral be required, which of the following will you pledge?
1)Wife
2)Sister
3)Mother
How did you first hear about us?
1)Calling card in letterbox
2)Stickers on lamp posts
3)Neighbour's sudden death
Where do you normally hang out at 3am?
1)Mamak
2)Casino
3)Feng Thou discos
_______________________________________________________
Office Use only:
Accept/Decline/Investigate
Additional documents required:
Passbook/Passport/Birth Cert/Utility
Contact us :-
Tai_Ee_Long©Telco.com.my
019-11979825354
Please visit our website to check your outstanding balance
Tai Ee Long Website:- http://www.telco.com.my
NO COLLATERAL OR GUARANTORINSTANT APPROVAL ATTRACTIVE INTEREST RATES :-
1 WEEK - 30% per day
1 MONTH - 50% per month
3 MONTHS & ABOVE - negotiable
This agreement is made between Tai Ee Long Co (herein known as TELCO) and the borrower (herein known as the client) under the following terms and conditions: The client agrees to keep the loan active for a minimum continuous period of 12 months from the date of approval. Otherwise, an additional agreed fee of RM 500 shall be charged to the client.All interests calculated on an hourly basis. The interest for the first day/week/month will be automatically deducted when the client receives the loan.The client agrees to declare/report any sudden windfall such as casino or lottery winnings to TELCO within 3 hours. TELCO reserves the right to display client's picture and loan details in his or her neighbourhood, children's school, place of employment/ trading.The client agrees to hold harmless TELCO for any harm inflicted upon the client and his or her family members in the event of payment delays. TELCO reserves the right to collect all outstanding loan and interest from family members, relatives and friends upon client's sudden demise.
This agreement is made between Tai Ee Long Co (herein known as TELCO) and the borrower (herein known as the client) under the following terms and conditions: The client agrees to keep the loan active for a minimum continuous period of 12 months from the date of approval. Otherwise, an additional agreed fee of RM 500 shall be charged to the client.All interests calculated on an hourly basis. The interest for the first day/week/month will be automatically deducted when the client receives the loan.The client agrees to declare/report any sudden windfall such as casino or lottery winnings to TELCO within 3 hours. TELCO reserves the right to display client's picture and loan details in his or her neighbourhood, children's school, place of employment/ trading.The client agrees to hold harmless TELCO for any harm inflicted upon the client and his or her family members in the event of payment delays. TELCO reserves the right to collect all outstanding loan and interest from family members, relatives and friends upon client's sudden demise.
I, ____________________________ (the client and undersigned) hereby agree to all past, present and future terms and conditions as dictated by TELCO.
Loan amount:______________
Repayment period:_______________
Alias: ________________
Address:_________________
MyKad/IC no:_____________________
Mobile phone no:__________________
Name of children's school:_________________
Wife/Husband's workplace:________________
_____________________________
Signature & fingerprints
Dated:
Please attach current passport size photographs:
Front View :
Side View :
Rear View :
WARNING: LATE PAYMENT MAY RESULT IN INTERRUPTION OF AIR SUPPLY TO THE LUNGS
WARNING: LATE PAYMENT MAY RESULT IN INTERRUPTION OF AIR SUPPLY TO THE LUNGS
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
My SE K550i
General
Network
GSM 850 / GSM 900 / GSM 1800 / GSM 1900
Announced
2007, February
Status
Available
Size
Dimensions
102 x 46 x 14 mm
Weight
85 g
Display
Type
TFD, 256K colors
Size
176 x 220 pixels, 1.9 inches
- Wallpapers, screensavers
Ringtones
Type
Polyphonic, MP3
Customization
Composer, download, order now
Vibration
Yes
Memory
Phonebook
1000 x 20 fields, Photo call
Call records
30 received, dialed and missed calls
Card slot
Memory Stick Micro (M2)
- 64 MB internal memory
Data
GPRS
Class 10 (4+1/3+2 slots), 32 - 48 kbps
HSCSD
Yes
EDGE
Yes
3G
No
WLAN
No
Bluetooth
Yes, v2.0 with A2DP
Infrared port
Yes
USB
Yes, v2.0
Features
Messaging
SMS, MMS, Email, Instant Messaging
Browser
WAP 2.0/xHTML, RSS feeds
Games
Yes + downloadable, order now
Colors
Jet Black, Pearl White
Camera
2 MP, 1632x1224 pixels, autofocus, video(QCIF), flash
- Java MIDP 2.0- FM radio with RDS- MP3/AAC/MPEG4 player- TrackID music recognition- T9- Adobe Photoshop Album- Picture blogging - Organiser- Built-in handsfree- Voice memo/dial
Battery
Standard battery, Li-Ion
Stand-by
Up to 350 h
Talk time
Up to 7 h
Network
GSM 850 / GSM 900 / GSM 1800 / GSM 1900
Announced
2007, February
Status
Available
Size
Dimensions
102 x 46 x 14 mm
Weight
85 g
Display
Type
TFD, 256K colors
Size
176 x 220 pixels, 1.9 inches
- Wallpapers, screensavers
Ringtones
Type
Polyphonic, MP3
Customization
Composer, download, order now
Vibration
Yes
Memory
Phonebook
1000 x 20 fields, Photo call
Call records
30 received, dialed and missed calls
Card slot
Memory Stick Micro (M2)
- 64 MB internal memory
Data
GPRS
Class 10 (4+1/3+2 slots), 32 - 48 kbps
HSCSD
Yes
EDGE
Yes
3G
No
WLAN
No
Bluetooth
Yes, v2.0 with A2DP
Infrared port
Yes
USB
Yes, v2.0
Features
Messaging
SMS, MMS, Email, Instant Messaging
Browser
WAP 2.0/xHTML, RSS feeds
Games
Yes + downloadable, order now
Colors
Jet Black, Pearl White
Camera
2 MP, 1632x1224 pixels, autofocus, video(QCIF), flash
- Java MIDP 2.0- FM radio with RDS- MP3/AAC/MPEG4 player- TrackID music recognition- T9- Adobe Photoshop Album- Picture blogging - Organiser- Built-in handsfree- Voice memo/dial
Battery
Standard battery, Li-Ion
Stand-by
Up to 350 h
Talk time
Up to 7 h
It come with 2 color, Pearl White and Black. i choose the black one! look cool!!!
Bought this phone and trade in my K700i. It is cybershot camera where can take good picture anyway i go. take a look at the back here...
Nice?
Below are some of the photo taken from the K550i...
Out Door....
In Door.......
Close shot......
Thursday, June 07, 2007
The Story of God
I remember my pastor told me a story about the shoe years ago…
Once in a shoe company, a manager called both of the new joined sales man Mr Positive and Mr Negative and ask them to travel to Africa to see if any business opportunity out there..
So both of them reach Africa 2 days later…
Mr Positive saw those African did not wear any shoes then he make a call to his manager and tell him that the business opportunity is good here because nobody is wearing shoes.
Mr Negative saw those African did not wear any shoes then he also make a call to his manager and tell him that the business opportunity here is not good, because nobody is wearing shoes.
After few months later, Mr Positive get promoted and a high pay raise. The Mr Negative cannot gone through his probation period…
The moral of the story is if you think positively, you will be rewarded!!
Friday, June 01, 2007
Mathematics_Of_Life
A Small thruth to make life 100%
if
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
is equal to
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Hard Work?
H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%
Knowledge?
K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96%
Love?
L+O+V+E
12+15+22+5=54%
Luck?
L+U+C+K
12+21+3+11=47%
Dont most of us think this is the most important???
Then what make 100%?
Money?....no!
M+O+N+E+Y
13+15+14+5+25=72%
Leadership? no..!
L+E+A+D+E+R+S+H+I+P
12+5+1+4+5+18+19+9+16=89%
Every problem has a solution, only if we perhaps change our attidude.
To go to the top to that 100%
ATTITUDE
A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%
It is our Attidude towards life and work that makes our life 100%
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