Two Ghost Chat....

Two ghosts met and both chat about how they died.

1st ghost : How u died?

2nd ghost : I died of cold.

1st ghost : How does it feel when you're dying in cold?

2nd ghost : Actually, I was imprisoned in the refrigerator. Initially, I was shivering, then my whole body started to freeze, later I felt the whole world was dark and I died. Fortunately, I died with not much sufferings.

1st ghost : You're so pityful....

2nd ghost : How about you? How did u die?

1st ghost : I died from heart attack.

2nd ghost : I see, why did u have a heart attack?

1st ghost : Actually, I found out that my wife is having an affair with another man. One day, when I came back from work, saw a pair of man shoes outside my house. Then, I realized that the guy was in my house with my wife. When I rushed into the bedroom, my wife was alone. I must find where that bastard is hiding. So I searched the toilet, I ran downstairs, looked in the storeroom, but the bastard was not there. So, I ran upstairs and searched the wardrobe, but I found nothing. Because I was too tired of all that running,I got a heart attack and died.

2nd ghost : Why didn't you look for the bastard in the fridge? If you did, both of us were alive now!!

Dont Bring Man Shopping

Thats about proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping. This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford lah..
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Dear Mrs. Murray,
While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco LoyaltyCard , the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened.
5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove.
7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.
9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the anti depressants were.
10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again."

And; last, but not least:

14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here."

Yours sincerely,
Charles Brown
Store Manager
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Incident happened cause by a Man Driver ..

This one is a forward mail from my friend, i find it intersting and decided to share it out to your :)

Three answers most scared by Men

Three answers most scared by Ah Beng

(1)(Whatever)

Ah Beng: What to have for dinner?

Ah Lian: Whatever..

Ah Beng: Why not we have steamboat?
Ah Lian: Don't want la, eat steamboat later got pimples in my face

Ah Beng: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine

Ah Lian: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again?

Ah Beng: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood

Ah Lian: Seafood no good la, later I got diarrhoea

Ah Beng: Then what you suggest?

Ah Lian : Whatever..

(2)(Anything)

Ah Beng: So what should we do now?

Ah Lian: Anything

Ah Beng: How about watching movie? Long time we didn't watch movie

Ah Lian: Watching movie no good la, waste time only

Ah Beng: How about we play bowling, do some exercises?

Ah Lian: Exercise in such hot day? You not feel tire meh?

Ah Beng: Then find a café and have drink

Ah Lian: Drink coffee will affect my sleep

Ah Beng: Then what you suggest?

Ah Lian: Anything

(3)(You decide)

Ah Beng: Then we just go home lo

Ah Lian: You decide

Ah Beng: Let take bus, I will accompany you

Ah Lian: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want la

Ah Beng: Ok we will take Taxi

Ah Lian: Not worth it la... for such a short distance

Ah Beng: Alright, then we walk lo. Take a slow walk

Ah Lian: What to walk with empty stomach woh?

Ah Beng: Then what you suggest?

Ah Lian: You decide

Ah Beng: Let's have dinner first

Ah Lian: Whatever...

Ah Beng: Eat what?

Ah Lian: Anything

Ah Beng:(^%$.!X&^%$.&*!......) (Look around, get the wall and knock himself on the wall…....)

Starbucks found in Kampung !!

Fake 50 sen coin for parking...

What I would like to share with you all today is about an incident happen when pay for parking fee in Klang.

This was happen when pay for parking fee (normally 50 sen in Klang, 60 sen in Petaling Jaya and 40 sen in Shah Alam for an hour). You will encounter everything seemed to be fine. The machine printed out a parking coupon and displaying the coupon at the vehicle's dashboard. Then went to perform your errands nearby....

When a officer from Klang Municipal Council (MPK) drop by to check on the validation of parking coupon. Somehow the summon was issued for the the car..

Of course you will take the coupon and the summon copy to argue lah.. (to prove that you got pay the parking mah)

Later you found out that the 50 sen coin that used to pay for the parking fee was a fake coin.

How to determine that the 50 sen coin is fake? I not sure the parking coupon machine is so ADVANCE not lah! But look like the machine can do…

How do the MPK officer know that the we had use the fake coin to pay the parking coupon?

YES, take a look at the picture below :- “TOKEN” printed means that the coins used are fake. So lady and gentlemen don’t pandai pandai go and use the dummy coin at EVERYWHERE loh! Hahhahaa….