I hate chain mail.....

First of all, this is a forwarded chain email, if you all dont like to read chain mail, pls leave this blog!! dont say i dont warn you ya! hehehe...

I hate chain mail, whenever i received it i will just ignore and delete it then reply to the sender with my LOVELY words.... few of my friends also KENA from me already. hahhaa...this morning as usual another fella forward this chain mail, but some how dont know why my mood was so good and continue read it ..

After read all this then i wicked with the reply....
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There's some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you're not superstitious. This has been sent To you for goodluck from the Anthony Robbins organization. It has been sent around theworld ten times so Far.Do not keep this message. This must leave your hands in 6 MINUTES.Otherwise you will get a very unpleasant surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious, agnostic, or otherwise faith impaired. TIU, who is that fella write this? raise ur hands up!!!

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. they will scold u Qii xin...me phang sai u want to rub my kah cheng not?

TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. no teeth already how to talk?

THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. ya right, hear no evil!!! say no evil!!! SLEEP no evil!!!!

FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it. ya mean it to pay everything for ur love 1.. u dont pay for her, u dont love her...!

FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. to see whether she pai seh or not izzit??

SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. ya try first before use!!!

SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. ya right, include the urgly one!!!

EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. well, i m still dreaming now... when can strike lottery ah?

NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. ya loh, guys aways the one who have to give step one!! be gentlement! :(

TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. yes! is me speaking!!

ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. rich ppl in the deep forest got relatives, poor in the streets nobody ask...!

TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. then u will lost !

THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?" then go away izzit? see she will chase after u not??

FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk. ya, the more u invest, dont hope u will get in rtn!!

FIFTEEN. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze. ya, get a tissue and rub for her too!

SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson. quickly pick up and fight back!!!

SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions. and dont forget to RUN away for all the R!

EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship. oh that one i agree! liver and bladder shine each other!! we all 肝胆相照 one!

NINETEEN. When you realize you've made amistake, take immediate steps to correct it. and say KNS!!

TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice. ya right, who is the evil will reply with " HAllo, who are you? forget to eat medicine izzit?"

TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone. ya, leave me alone!!! dont kacau me!!

Now, here's the FUN part!

Send this to at least 5 people and your life will improve.

1-4 people: Your life will improve slightly.5-9 people: Your life will improve to your liking.9-14 people: You will have at least 5 surprises in the next 3 weeks15 and above: Your life will improve drastically and everything you ever dreamed of will begin to take shape.A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. Do not keep this message....

Lost IC....

There is a Chicken King named Chee Ken Ben, he very hamsap and kiamsiap one, always look for 'chicken' oppotunity for his business one.. so he ma always hang around everywhere he could as long as got chic lah...

One day hor..he found a IC at a pan-cake restaurant in the shopping centre, so he ma so excided to take a deep check on the IC loh.. wah, is a pretty gal leh, look at the IC number, wah, 119798-12-9394 cun number somemore ler...he very syok already and plan to date her out loh.

What he do is, first he send this IC back to Ulu klang and leave his hand phone number on a piece of note together lah! hoping this Ang Moh Lian will call him back and say thank you loh!
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A week later, this Ang Moh Lian received her lost IC, she so happy and immediately make a call to Chee Ken Ben to thank you him..

Ang Moh Lian : Halloo..

Chee Ken Ben : Wei wei... ping koh..

Ang Moh Lian : I am Ang Moh Lian lah.. tengkiew for post me back my IC wor.. you so good heart ...

Chee Ken Ben : Oh .. Ang Moh Lian ah... no need tengkiew me lah, it is my pleasure to return your lost IC.. I am very nice to leng lui one..

*Blash, she getting syok already, because for all over the year she never hear ppl call her leng lui...then she sooo... interested to get to know him better loh...

Ang Moh Lian : izzit? aiya..! me pai seh lah! first time ppl call me leng lui.. you leh? you so good heart, must be very leng chai lah... may i know what is your profession ah?

Chee Ken Ben : Oh .. me? no lah! i no leng chai lah! eat too much chicken, now fat lioa loh...I selling CHICKEN one..

*Wah ! this Ang Moh Lian lagi syok, because she like to eat chicken leh..

After a few conversation, they both decide to meet up at the same shopping centre loh..

Ang Moh Lian : How do i regonice you leh? we never meet before wor...

Chee Ken Ben : Oh no worry.. this time i going to drop my IC infront of you then you will know is me loh... hehhehee....

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My Calender..

Ok, as usual, got good stuff sure I will share it out for you all one...
I found this very cute and usefull maybe you should try out!


It is a free Rainlendar!! been used it quite sometimes, the main feature was remind me my daily schedule routine, when i should shit lah! when i should eat lah! when i should take vitamins lah! and when i should sleep... *Yaks..sounds like i got no brain... like a robot, everythings also need to be remind..

I am very forgetfull person, One of my buddy say this to me...once you left from your PC you will get no reminder already.. see you die or not? u everything also depends on reminder...! hahaha.. too bad lah, my handphone sync to my PC one lah! cant run away wor...

The best things was it is sync to my Outlook!!!
Its best working with Outlook ---> Rainlendar, but doesn't work with Rainlendar ---> Outlook!!

The cup of tea...

After SPM I got a job at a manufactory company as a inventory clerk.That was my first job and first time touch on computer. I doing the job well and I love computer. Taken an opportunity and initiative to learning up to be come a programmer, system analysis and take up course with a computer hardware support too.That period i still had not complete my Yamaha music leason... going to grade 8 I guess,?! forget already. !

When I was young, my parents notice that i m good in music, so they send me to the music school when after schooling in the evening till my age of finish my SPM.

Several years later on one day, my father ask me out for a cup of tea, he told me to think on my career carefully and i had grown up for another level of life. He say my music studies reaching to higher level that if needed to continue then will have to send me to oversea for further studies. And I know the financial situation at home could not afford to send me for oversea studies....

Finally I had make up my mind to continue with my computer studies locally instead...

I am happy with my computer system support career now .. TQ! 老豆...

What is the point?

Anyone can tell me what is the point??
muahhahahaaa....!!!

A Women and 2 Salesman

Two salesmen were going door to door and knocked on the door of a woman. She made it clear that she was not buying anything that day. She told them in no uncertain terms she did not want to hear their pitch and slammed the door in their faces.

To her surprise, the door did not close. In fact, it bounced back open. Seeing the two salesmen still standing at the door frustrated her. She stormed back to the door and flung it shut.

But the door still didn’t close. Furious, she grabbed the door with two hands and shoved it as hard as she could. But again, the door wouldn’t shut.

Convinced one of these rude salesmen was sticking a foot in the door, she reared back to give the door a wild slam that would really teach them a lesson.

Just then, one of the salesmen said,

“Ma’am, before you do that again, you might want to move your cat.”

What type of my profession??

Been blog for quite sometimes, some ppl asking me what i am working as..so free blogging ah? i am human mah, i also need some fun and 'interest' to relief my stress one mah... well, by looking at the joke below.. guess what i work as??

Me : Tech Support, Greg speaking..

Customer : Hello, Do I have to buy stamps to send e-mail?

Me : No.. no, m'am you do not need to buy stamps to send e-mail.

Customer : Okay. Bye.

Colleague : Another stupid question?

Me : there's no such thing as a stupid question, only stupid people..

Colleague : Did you call Mr. Niffle about his connection problem?

Me : yep.

Colleague : And the diagnosis was?

Me : A classic case of PEBKAC.

Colleague : PEBKAC?

Me : Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair.

Customer : I can't dial out to get my e-mail and if you don't fix it RIGHT NOW I'm going to cancel my account!!

Me : Yes ma'm, I'll try my best. What's the most immediate obstacle?

Customer : There's no power going to the computer. I want this FIXED!

Me : Hmmm... And the power switch is set to "on" correct?

Customer : Power switch? hunh..Well looky here...

Me : Nnnnnnnggggggggg.....

Me : Not another one

Colleague : That must be an interesting e-mail.

Me : It's from a customer. I don't know how to answer it.

"Dear Tech Man. I can't send e-mail. Please help me."

Me : How do I answer that? Do I reply to his e-mail or do I phone him and tell him I got his e-mail?

Me : I'm sorry m'am, but I can't help you with that. It just isn't something I have ready access to.

Customer : "FINE!" *click*

Colleague : What was her problem?

Me : " She couldn't remember her password.

Colleague : So? Just reset the password on her account.

Me : She couldn't remember the password for her screensaver.

How to take as much salad in one bowl ...!!

Hey today let you all know a technic on how to take a BOWL of salad ONE time only....i m sure at least got one fast food restauran (want to know which restaurant? aiya, u all clever one.. got hint hint on the first pic lah) will scold me and mayb will 'chap lap' alos...hehhee.... No need say much, just look at the pic.... hehehhee...

Singapore hospital change name??

Do you know why New Changi Hospital (NCH) changed its name to Changi General Hospital (CGH)?
Because NCH stands for "Never Come Home". That's why business was very bad before it changed its name. Now CGH stands for "Can Go Home". So business is picking up.

Business in Singapore General Hospital (SGH) is still going strong because SGH stands for "Sure Go Home"!

Now National University Hospital (NUH) is also considering a name change. It stands for "No Use Hospital"!

What about Tan Tock Seng Hospital (TTSH). Not too good a name, no wonder so much problem. It stands for " Tiam Tiam Si Hospital" and now ' Tan Teo SARs Hospital".

hahhahaa....

On Screen Keyboard...

Today gonna share with you one great command ...On Screen Keyboard
Let’s pretend that you and your office mate are talking about someone in front of you using gmail. Of course, it'll be obvious if you’re both typing and laughing at the same time while looking at him/her/. Good thing Microsoft has a built in keyboard function to help you chat unnoticed. Just use the On Screen Keyboard built into Windows XP to simulate your normal keystrokes.Do the following to activate OSK.1. Click start2. Select Run3. Type “osk”You should see something like this on your monitor.Just type away like you’re using your actual keyboard without getting noticed
But not too obvious and concentrative on the screen lah! later ppl might thought u playing Solitaire....

Windows Key Tricks

Windows Key Tricks
The Window Key is the least used piece in the keyboard for obvious reason that not a lot knows what it can actually do aside from opening the start button. It is the most used key in my piece; especially windows + D (minimize all). I’m listing several short cut combos that use the windows button and scenarios on how best to use them.
You just downloaded a new set of zipped porn but forgot to save it in the drop folder. Just key in Windows Key + F to display the Find all files dialog box.
It’s lunch time and your download is only at 52%. Press Windows + L to lock your desktop and avoid snoopers from finding out that you are not actually working.
An officemate announced that he has a fresh copy of "New Video Clip" and it’s available in his shared folder. Press CTRL + Windows Key + F to search for computers in your network.

Boss 5 seconds away from your workstation and you have gmail, friendfinder, leng lui picture and other nifty sites open, what do you do?- Press Windows Key + D to hide all open applications. (You can use this alternately with Windows Key + M)
Boss out of your area and you want to revert back to what you were doing; press Windows Key + D again to restore the previously opened applications.

Other Windows Key Shortcuts:
Windows key + Break = Opens the System properties
Windows key + R = Run menu (I’ll expand the command prompts for Run in another post)
Windows key + E = Launches the Windows Explorer
Windows + F1 = Open Windows Help Windows + Tab = Cycle through the Taskbar buttons Windows + Break = Displays the Systems Properties dialog box.
Windows Logo + U = Open Utility Manager
Windows + Shift + M = Restores all previously open windows to how they were before you Minimized them.

Oh, and if you send me a comment that these shortcuts don't work because you keep pressing the "+" then go try to screw yourself.Hahahaha....

USB Powered Air Conditioned Jacket

Hey Guys, if you park ur car somewhere out far from your office and u will need walking a few meters (or blocks) going to ur office then you share the unpleasant start of the day drenching in sweat.

Now Japanese come out this ingenuity, there’s a fresh way to go about these inconvenience without breaking in sweat. Introducing the Aircon Jacket! *Applause* *Applause*The Air Conditioned Jacket has two fans on the side and back of the jacket. The Jacket is powered by USB cable and can be plugged into the port of your PC. Fan speed can be changed by adjusting the switch of the external USB Cable. It can also be powered by AA batteries when you’re traveling.

Wonder they going to distribute to Malaysia not?? :)