A Women and 2 Salesman

Two salesmen were going door to door and knocked on the door of a woman. She made it clear that she was not buying anything that day. She told them in no uncertain terms she did not want to hear their pitch and slammed the door in their faces.

To her surprise, the door did not close. In fact, it bounced back open. Seeing the two salesmen still standing at the door frustrated her. She stormed back to the door and flung it shut.

But the door still didn’t close. Furious, she grabbed the door with two hands and shoved it as hard as she could. But again, the door wouldn’t shut.

Convinced one of these rude salesmen was sticking a foot in the door, she reared back to give the door a wild slam that would really teach them a lesson.

Just then, one of the salesmen said,

“Ma’am, before you do that again, you might want to move your cat.”