I hate chain mail, whenever i received it i will just ignore and delete it then reply to the sender with my LOVELY words.... few of my friends also KENA from me already. hahhaa...this morning as usual another fella forward this chain mail, but some how dont know why my mood was so good and continue read it ..
After read all this then i wicked with the reply....
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There's some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you're not superstitious. This has been sent To you for goodluck from the Anthony Robbins organization. It has been sent around theworld ten times so Far.Do not keep this message. This must leave your hands in 6 MINUTES.Otherwise you will get a very unpleasant surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious, agnostic, or otherwise faith impaired. TIU, who is that fella write this? raise ur hands up!!!
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. they will scold u Qii xin...me phang sai u want to rub my kah cheng not?
TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. no teeth already how to talk?
THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. ya right, hear no evil!!! say no evil!!! SLEEP no evil!!!!
FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it. ya mean it to pay everything for ur love 1.. u dont pay for her, u dont love her...!
FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. to see whether she pai seh or not izzit??
SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. ya try first before use!!!
SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. ya right, include the urgly one!!!
EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. well, i m still dreaming now... when can strike lottery ah?
NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. ya loh, guys aways the one who have to give step one!! be gentlement! :(
TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. yes! is me speaking!!
ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. rich ppl in the deep forest got relatives, poor in the streets nobody ask...!
TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. then u will lost !
THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?" then go away izzit? see she will chase after u not??
FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk. ya, the more u invest, dont hope u will get in rtn!!
FIFTEEN. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze. ya, get a tissue and rub for her too!
SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson. quickly pick up and fight back!!!
SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions. and dont forget to RUN away for all the R!
EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship. oh that one i agree! liver and bladder shine each other!! we all 肝胆相照 one!
NINETEEN. When you realize you've made amistake, take immediate steps to correct it. and say KNS!!
TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice. ya right, who is the evil will reply with " HAllo, who are you? forget to eat medicine izzit?"
TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone. ya, leave me alone!!! dont kacau me!!
Now, here's the FUN part!
Send this to at least 5 people and your life will improve.
1-4 people: Your life will improve slightly.5-9 people: Your life will improve to your liking.9-14 people: You will have at least 5 surprises in the next 3 weeks15 and above: Your life will improve drastically and everything you ever dreamed of will begin to take shape.A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. Do not keep this message....
2 comments:
the stewpid fella is ah ben lor. :P
u must b very free izzit
have a retort to every line.
I especially like No. 18
:P
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