Been blog for quite sometimes, some ppl asking me what i am working as..so free blogging ah? i am human mah, i also need some fun and 'interest' to relief my stress one mah... well, by looking at the joke below.. guess what i work as??
Me : Tech Support, Greg speaking..
Customer : Hello, Do I have to buy stamps to send e-mail?
Me : No.. no, m'am you do not need to buy stamps to send e-mail.
Customer : Okay. Bye.
Colleague : Another stupid question?
Me : there's no such thing as a stupid question, only stupid people..
Colleague : Did you call Mr. Niffle about his connection problem?
Me : yep.
Colleague : And the diagnosis was?
Me : A classic case of PEBKAC.
Colleague : PEBKAC?
Me : Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair.
Customer : I can't dial out to get my e-mail and if you don't fix it RIGHT NOW I'm going to cancel my account!!
Me : Yes ma'm, I'll try my best. What's the most immediate obstacle?
Customer : There's no power going to the computer. I want this FIXED!
Me : Hmmm... And the power switch is set to "on" correct?
Customer : Power switch? hunh..Well looky here...
Me : Nnnnnnnggggggggg.....
Me : Not another one
Colleague : That must be an interesting e-mail.
Me : It's from a customer. I don't know how to answer it.
"Dear Tech Man. I can't send e-mail. Please help me."
Me : How do I answer that? Do I reply to his e-mail or do I phone him and tell him I got his e-mail?
Me : I'm sorry m'am, but I can't help you with that. It just isn't something I have ready access to.
Customer : "FINE!" *click*
Colleague : What was her problem?
Me : " She couldn't remember her password.
Colleague : So? Just reset the password on her account.
Me : She couldn't remember the password for her screensaver.
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